My so called life…

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification

Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? So birds won’t shit on their lips

How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling

Why do niggers smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? He doesn’t know he’s black

Why can’t Stevie Wonder read? He’s black

How do you get a nigger down from a tree Cut the rope

How do you stop a nigger from hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back
What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg? Stop laughing and re-load

How many niggers does it take to pave a road? Depends on how you slice them

What’s green and pink and purple and orange? A nigger dressed for church

What’s the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road? The deer has skid marks in front of it

What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a cadilac? It seats 5

What do you say when you see your t.v. floating around at night? Drop it nigger

Why are niggers so strong? T.V.’s are getting heavier

Why are niggers so fast? All slow ones are in jail

What do you call a nigger having sex? Rape

What happened to the nigger that had an abortion? Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars

What are 3 things you can’t give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head

What is the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without robin

What’s the definition of mass confusion? Father’s Day in Harlem

Why shouldn’t you hit a nigger riding a bike? Because the bike is probably yours

Why do white people go to black people’s garage sales? To get their stuff back

What do black kids get for Christmas? Your bike

What is long and hard on a nigger? First Grade

Why do Black People lean to the middle when they drive? They think the smells comin’ from the outside

Where is the best place to hide a nigger’s food stamps? Under his work boots.

Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex ? Because of the pepper spray

What’s the difference between a nigger and a bike? When you put chains on a bike it doesn’t start singing

How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t black? Ever try taking a rib from a nigger?

What was missing from the million man march? An auctioneer

How long does it take a nigger to shit? Nine months

What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start

What does a smart nigger, and Santa Clause have in common? They’re both fictional characters

Why are the trees in harlem so close together? Public transportation
In 4th Grade who has the biggest dick, the wetback, the white boy, or the nigger? The nigger,,, he’s 16

What do you call a white man surrounded by 5 black men? victim

How about a white man surrounded by 10 men? A quarter-back

How about a white man surrounded by 20 black men? basketball coach and a white man surrounded by 40 black men? a football coach and finally a white man surrounded by 1,000 black men? a warden

What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Antique farm equipment

What’s long and black? The unemployment line

How do you start a black parade? By rolling a penny down the street

What goes Fee Fi Foe Fee Fi Foe Fee? Mike Tyson giving out his phone number

What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13? A baby shower

Why do niggers wear high heel shoes? So their knuckles won’t drag on the ground

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a nigger? A dumb gorilla

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a nigger? Nothing, monkeys are too smart to fuck niggers

What do niggers and sperm have in common? Only one in two million work

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

How did the nigger break his leg raking the leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

What do you call a nigger in a suit? Defendant

What do black girls and bears have in common? They both suck their paws

What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How do you get niggers out of your neighborhood?
Hide all the good cardboard boxes

Why do police dogs lick their asses so much?
To get the taste of NIGGER out of their mouths

Why do niggers have flat noses?
When they are born the doctor drops them on the floor, steps on the back of their heads and jerks the tail out.

What’s black and white and red all over?
A nigger and seagull fighting over a french fry on the Jersey shore!

What’s black and white and goes rolling along the boardwalk?
A nigger and a pigeon fighting over a chicken wing!